Assorted Crap

Brett Ratner is off the Conan project.

Keanu Reeves is set to star in a remake of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Bet it was his killer English accent in Dracula that got him the gig.

Chris Gorak of Right at Your Door is directing a film set on a crabbing boat called Mystery Cargo. Hey, Gorak…. on a crabbing boat, the cargo is… CRABS.

Chui-soo Park will be adapting his thriller 301/302 as an American film, 10A/10B starring Marissa Tomei and Liv Tyler.

Minka Kelly, Aly Michalka and Matt Lanter have joined The Roommate from Screen Gems.

Jason Statham is taking the Charles Bronson role in the remake of The Mechanic. The Mechanic is my favorite Bronson film so I have mixed feelings about this.

Samuel L Jackson is set to play Andrew Mwangura, the journalist who negotiates with Somali pirates. Arrrrr.

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