New Hope

So the Daily Mail reports that Michael Sheen, who played the Lycan leader in the Underworld films and David Frost in Frost/Nixon is set to play a vampire in Twilight: New Moon. Yeah , yeah.

The real news in here is that this dweep has a daughter with Kate Beckinsale. Yes, you got the implications there — Kate Beckinsale puts out for ugly nerds. Let the rejoicing begin!

Not so picky after all